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Jimmy: You’ve been taking ballet lessons I hear. Ryan: Alright.Jimmy: Why have you been taking ballet lessons? Is there a sequel to Black Swan we don’t know about?Ryan: No. I have no good reason to be taking ballet lessons.Jimmy: Who are you taking them from?Ryan: I take them, It’s like a public class.Jimmy: Who’s in it?Ryan: A lot of people who are good and then me. I’m terrible. Everyone is good except for me.Jimmy: Are there any children in the class?Ryan: Yeah, kids. I’m so bad at it, I’m so unflexible that they have to bring out a special barre when we do the barre work part of the class. It’s a tiny barre and it goes in the middle of the class and I can barely get my leg on it and then there are two 7-year-old girls who sit next to me and do the barre work and they just look at me like they hate me, like I’m cheapening the whole thing by being there! They’re like ‘you’re old, you’re not good and I’ve seen you at movies and it’s weird that you’re here. Why are you here?’
Ryan Gosling on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jimmy: You’ve been taking ballet lessons I hear.
Ryan: Alright.
Jimmy: Why have you been taking ballet lessons? Is there a sequel to Black Swan we don’t know about?
Ryan: No. I have no good reason to be taking ballet lessons.
Jimmy: Who are you taking them from?
Ryan: I take them, It’s like a public class.
Jimmy: Who’s in it?
Ryan: A lot of people who are good and then me. I’m terrible. Everyone is good except for me.
Jimmy: Are there any children in the class?
Ryan: Yeah, kids. I’m so bad at it, I’m so unflexible that they have to bring out a special barre when we do the barre work part of the class. It’s a tiny barre and it goes in the middle of the class and I can barely get my leg on it and then there are two 7-year-old girls who sit next to me and do the barre work and they just look at me like they hate me, like I’m cheapening the whole thing by being there! They’re like ‘you’re old, you’re not good and I’ve seen you at movies and it’s weird that you’re here. Why are you here?’

Ryan Gosling on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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it's hard to meet people these days

babigirlsharxo1: hey 
R. Massey: just as a heads-up, i eat poop.
babigirlsharxo1: hiii 25-fem
R. Massey: do you eat poop too?
babigirlsharxo1: i was hopin somoen was around......it's so dead on here anymore it's nothing like it used to be 
babigirlsharxo1: what r u up 2?
R. Massey: eating poop, currently, but later i have some cups of pee to take on.
babigirlsharxo1: ohh i just got out of a relationship a lil bit ago cuz my douchebag b/f was always up my ass llol 
R. Massey: that's so weird because that's where i want to be! that's where the poop is.
babigirlsharxo1: i like to have fun and he was always thinkin i was cheating and stuff just really annoying ya know?
R. Massey: oh, that's what you meant.
babigirlsharxo1: well speakin of havin fun........do u have a cam by chance??
R. Massey: yeah, i use it to record my poop eating most of the time.
babigirlsharxo1: it doesn't even matter really i was just about to get on mine........u could jus cum watch instead  
babigirlsharxo1: its like a facebook or mysapce but with cams and much more of an 'adult' theme to it wanna cumm check it out???
R. Massey: does it allow poop eaters such as myself?
R. Massey: because that's make or break.

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A baffling, infuriating trend has cropped up in reviews of The Hunger Games: critics bodysnarking on Jennifer Lawrence. “A few years ago Ms. Lawrence might have looked hungry enough to play Katniss,” writes the New York Times’ Manohla Dargis, “but now, at 21, her seductive, womanly figure makes a bad fit for a dystopian fantasy about a people starved into submission.” The Hollywood Reporter’s Todd McCarthy comments that Lawrence’s “lingering baby fat shows here.” And—most bluntly—Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells calls Lawrence a “fairly tall, big-boned lady” who’s “too big” for Josh Hutcherson, who plays Katniss’s romantic interest. (In case the message didn’t come through: Wells thinks Jennifer Lawrence is BIG. He also thinks we should be wary of “certain female critics” who “may be susceptible to the lore of this young-female-adult-propelled franchise.”)

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Not “Too Big” to Play Katniss (via usakeh)

“if critics are going to pick on a 21-year-old woman for not being skinny enough for a fantasy film, why haven’t they been more consistent in their critiques of actors’ bodies? I haven’t seen much concern about Liam Hemsworth’s muscular frame, even though his character in The Hunger Games occupies the same food-strapped world as Katniss.” (via dupery)

God help us all if this girl is being described as “big-boned” or is being criticised for her “lingering baby fat”.

(via -saturdaynightlive)

This world is trying to turn another beautiful, HEALTHY, young woman into something disgusting (I.e, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie)

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“When I was at the Academy Awards for Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, I was presenting. I told him how nervous I was. He said, ‘Sweetie, you’ll be absolutely fine.’ As I walked across the stage, I sought him out in the crowd. He gave me a big, fat wink, and a little quiet thumbs up. It helped. We really have stayed very good friends.”

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Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

WINNER Christopher Plummer for Beginners (2010)

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